Gonna Get Me A Backstage Pass

A Parody by Carrie

nspired by the difficulties that we fans sometimes encounter trying to meet our Monkee-idols, this parody is based on the Monkees' song "Gonna Buy Me A Dog" (and we all know what "dog" is, spelled backwards, right? <grin>).

Note From The Author: Items in (  ) are clowning around and items in < > are background.

Now?
You know my source...
Now?
<Now..>
You know my source just called me up,
And he kicked me off IRC (Damn)
You should have heard the bargaining we did
You know I'll miss that rare Nez tonight

I'm gonna get me a Backstage pass
(a Backstage Pass?) (Yes!) (Why?)
'Cause I want to meet that man now
(Babe you need all the men you can get I'm telling ya)
I'm gonna get me a Backstage pass
My source, well my source is a ruthless &*^%#$!
(Don't ruin my life... it's the only chance I have)
(It was ruined the day you got addicted)

He used to be my rare Monkees' connection
(You didn't know where to get them at)
'cause he knew where they were at
He always helped my bank account stay empty...
But that backstage pass will solve all that
I'm gonna get me a backstage pass
(A backstage pass won't solve all that... there is too much new stuff out)
'Cause I gotta meet those men now
(Gotta meet those men now) (now) (soon)
I'm gonna get me a backstage pass
(a pass - here, Micky, Davy, Peter... Mike)
My source, well my source is a ruthless &*@#$%!
(1..2..3..4..6..8) (1234567... GO!)
(Let Us in)
I just got back from the concert you know?!
I was playing guitar with the roadies!
(Oh, The Stones?)
No, The Monkees

I wish I had a flash on this camera!
Why, do you want to annoy Peter?
No, I want proof this isn't a dream!
I'd pinch myself, but I am already about to pass out!!

I'm gonna get me a backstage pass!!
'Cause I need to meet those men now!
(Oh Yeah.. Boop Boop She Bop Bop Ramalama)
I'm gonna get me a pass
<You guys are resourceful!>
My source, well my source is a ruthless BLEEP!
Bleep
(How now Ruthless Cow) <knew I could get around the censors!!>

I think I'm gonna scam me a backstage pass.
Yes, if I was looking to scam anything, it would have to be a backstage pass.
(Would it be a pass?)
Definitely a pass...
It would be the thrill of a lifetime - A Backstage pass

Let's get in there.
Show him and we're in?
Hurry
Before security comes to take us away....