Pass The Iodine...

by Globug

Globug knows a good thing when she reads it:

Date: Fri, 17 May 1996 16:47:20 -0400 (EDT)

W! I have a paper cut!"

As the realization sets in, Globug becomes frantic.

"OWWWWW!" she yells. "OWWWWWWWW! THIS <censored> HURTS! OH, <censored> STUPID <this whole line is now censored> AND <again> I <repeated> PIECE <yup> WON'T <still being censored> PAPER!!! OWWWWW!!!!!!!"

Tim the Enchanter stands a safe distance away. "Glo?"

Globug turns her attention to the Enchanter. "What?" she growls.

The Enchanter offers a sheepish (baaaa!) smile ----> :) "Umm...can I help?"

Globug looks suspiciously at the Enchanter.

"Globug?" The Enchanter tries again. "Here...in my handy-dandy Enchanter Belt, I've got some io...io...hmmm....<looking in the belt's secret hidden compartments>...I *know* I had some iodine...I...Oh! Here it...no...not the condoms...Hey! There's my Barbie Dream Girl... I mean...my Manly Tool Tyme Computer...never mind that....<sheepish grin...baaaa!>..*Here* it is! Globug, I found the....Globug?"

As the Enchanter was rediscovering his lost and founds, Globug had made her way into another part of the Clubhouse. Thumb in her mouth, and the MBF clutched at her side, Globug accidentally runs into: ----> Larry D!

LarryD. "Globug? What's wrong? You look ill!"

Globug shows Larry the flesh wound.

"Oooh!" replies Larry, "That looks nasty! What did it to ya?"

Globug takes the MBF out and hands it to Larry.

Larry holds it carefully. "Yeah, I can see how it would happen. These edges are razor sharp! What was Maggie thinking???"

Just then, The Enchanter comes running into the room, iodine in hand. Unable to stop, he collides with Globug, who collides with Larry, who lets the MBF slip from his grip, thus slicing his own thumb!

Ok, LarryD! Do your paper cut scene!